Car Crash TV

Cameron Diaz might be best known for sporting some, ahem, novel hair gel in There’s Something About Mary, but here at CCTV Towers we’ve decided this HOT SCENE is her best work. Justin Trousersnake’s former missus gets Christina Applegate all hot and bothered, and a moustached biker just can’t take the heat.

Ever heard of California’s Spocom Autoshow? Nope, nor have we at CCTV Towers but that doesn’t stop us showing this HOT CLIP, containing the sexiest car girls this side of a Paris Hilton/Jessica Simpson wash-off.

Zara Phillips may be referred to as ‘posh totty’ in some circles but that doesn’t mean she’s not up for a bit of a laugh as our LAND ROVER CLIP OF THE WEEK shows. How do you stop a cocky wideboy putting the boot into your favourite sport? Horse snot, that’s how. Fair play to you m’lady.

The title of our clip of the week is to do with attractive women in white shirts washing cars. In order to avoid getting hit by the spam police we can’t repeat it here but we can show you HERE and below. The favourite line here at CCTV towers is “look an elephant” but this will make more sense once viewed.

Only in America would you be able to win a car wash from nineties favourite Pamela Anderson but that’s exactly what’s on offer in THIS RIDICULOUS PROMO. What she lacks in technique she makes up in effort – it’s only a matter of time until The Sun cottons on…

If attractive women sticking stuffed toys across their chests grabs your attention then go no further than HERE. Quite possibly this is America’s most bizarre commercial of all time, not to mention its most bizarre product. The Tiddy bear, that’s tiddy with two ds thank you, helps women, and men for that matter, ease the pressure from their car seatbelt. This really has to be seen to be believed.

Ding, ding, ding, seconds out, round one is about to begin in this week’s CCTV celebrity carwash face off. Iiiiin the blue car corner is socialite Paris Hilton famous for errr, famous forrrrrr…. that video. She’s also a dab hand with a sponge if THIS BANNED ADVERT is anything to go by. It’s not a bad job either considering its probably the first honest day’s graft she’s ever done in her life.

Kim Loan, for those who’ve never heard of her, is a US model, and a rather attractive model at that. Tenuous, for those who’ve never heard of the word, is exactly what THIS CLIP IS in relation to the motor trade. Let’s cut to the chase, here at CCTV we always try and shoehorn an attractive lady into our weekly round-up and the fact that Ms. Loan jumps behind the wheel of a 1998 Toyota Supra is good enough for us. Tune in next week when we bring you Judith Chalmers driving a SsangYong Rodius.

The BMW girls are a bit of an online mystery. Yes they’re girls, and yes they’re attractive girls but quite what they’ve got to do with BMW is anybody’s guess. The blurb on YouTube says: “In the Sugarland Texas area you will find many BMW dealers to help you decide on a car. The BMW dealers in Sugarland Texas offer that large Texas style hospitality ”. But what on earth has that got to do with a LADY IN A BIKINI dancing on a beach?. Answers on a postcard to the usual address please.

Topless carwashes are becoming a bit of a fixture on CCTV, not that we hear you lot complaining. There might be a few grumbles once you feast your mince pies on our CLIP OF THE WEEK though. Four bronzed bikini-clad ladies entice the hapless male drivers into paying for a topless wash but, unfortunately for them, they don’t get exactly what they thought they’d paid for. False advertising in the extreme.